Bible Story Gone Wrong

In our house, Beatrix Potter and the writers of the Gospels have been mysteriously intertwined. During dinner, Madi started saying, "Jesus in the boat. Sank down, down, down." I tried to clarify that Jesus had actually calmed the storm in the boat. And Matt added that Peter had tried to walk on water and started sinking, but Jesus rescued him. Assessing the situation with newfound clarity, Madi said, "Peter Rabbit sank down, down, down."