David and Goliath - the Game!

Caleb and Matt were playing outside one day when Caleb invented a new game.
"Let's play David and Goliath," he said.
"You be Goliath, Daddy," he directed as he handed Matt a baseball bat, "Here's your sword."
"And I'm David," he announced.
Then, without warning, Caleb took a baseball (to represent the stone) and threw it right into Matt's head.
Lesson learned...Head injuries should be expected when playing David and Goliath.